Funny sms

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
"I hear that you drop some money in Stocks. Were you a bull or a bear?" "Neither, just a plain simple ass."
A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... wherever u go out network follows
Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!
Her Job & My Job Her Job is to Bitch! Mine is to give her a Reason!
What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Funny SMS

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- Daca as fi pamant m-as ingopa cu tine. Daca as fi apa m-as ineca cu tine. Daca as fi aer m-as sufoca cu tine. Daca ai fi foc te-ai arde cu mine?

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- Sunt un spiridus infocat, si la noapte ma voi strecura la tine-n pat !!!

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- As vrea sa fiu cu tine, sa stau cu tine, sa merg cu tine, sa ma plimb cu tine ,dar nu se poate draga mea caci eu ma fac de rusine cu tine, ok?

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- In romania 3 milioane de oameni fac sex... doua milioane au terminat... si un milion se pregatesc sa o faca... Numa un labagiu ca tine sta si citeste mesaju asta :-)

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- Lovite-ar cu putere cel mai mare noroc din lume si cel mai mare sac de bani si crapasa-ar butoiu cu sanatate deasupra ta!

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- Participa la ziua nationala impotriva bolilor mintale. Trimite acest mesaj unui prieten retardat, asa cum am facut-o si eu.

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- Horoscop: SANATATE - astrele iti surâd, BANI - astrele iti surâd si mai tare. DRAGOSTE - astrele deja se caca pe ele de râs. (by ovi4u)

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- Suna-ti prietena, s-ar putea sa fie cu mine :)

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- Ai 25 de secunde ca sa-mi trimiti un SMS din care au mai ramas 15... daca nu-mi trimiti in urmatoarele 10 secunde, din care au mai ramas 5 imi datorezi O NOAPTE DE DRAGOSTE ...

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- Noapte Buna, sper sa visezi ceva frumos si dragutz la noapte: pe mine normal, la ce te gandeai?

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- De la un beep se ajunge la o intalnire, de la o intalnire la un sarut, de la un sarut la o noapte de amor... ce zici imi dai un beep?

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- Mos Craciun mi-a promis ca-mi va aduce anul acesta ceva frumos si nostim daca voi fi cuminte. Am fost cel mai cuminte baiat din lume si acu te voi avea in sfarsit :))

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- Esti o fiinta atat de draguta, politicoasa, frumoasa, sincera, spirituala si unica pe aceasta lume... Primeste urarile mele de bine si aceste minciuni nevinovate.

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- Asta-i fata ta sau te strambi la telefon cand citesti mesaje?

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- Catelul are o catelusa, vrabioiul are o vrabiuta, motanul are o pisicuta, broscoiul are o broscuta, porumbelul are o porumbita... tu nu vrei sa ma ai pe mine?