April Fool SMS
Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!
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Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!
Happy April Fool Day!
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If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
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MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.
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Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.
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Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.
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When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.
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Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB
(hint-
it should be 5)
Read caps word reversely.
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Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your...
book from your bag and study..
Anniversary SMS
Anniversary sms, marriage anniversary sms, happy anniversary sms, wedding anniversary sms, anniversary poems, anniversary ideas, anniversary quotes, short cute anniversary poems, free anniversary poems, happy wedding anniversary sms greetings messages & quotes, wedding sms sayings etc
All my love for you FREE! wishing u a very happy ANNIVERSARY....!
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Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!
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That special day is here again The day we took our vows You're just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover
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I'm sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it's true, On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true, Happy Anniversary Lover!
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Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through, As you make a wonderful pair. Happy Wedding
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To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand. Happy Anniversary
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On this special day, best wishes go to you, that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through. Happy anniversary to you my Love
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Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again. Happy Anniversary
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Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it, Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!
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How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair
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Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me
Your love makes my days so very bright, just knowing you're my darling wife (Husband). Happy Anniversary
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I LOVE U are words just three, which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY. so this is what i want to say, live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!
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Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal, the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
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A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads,
'Here Lies My Wife - As Cold As Ever'."
"Yeah" she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads,
'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"
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All my love for you FREE! wishing u a very happy ANNIVERSARY....!
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Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!
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That special day is here again The day we took our vows You're just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover
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I'm sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it's true, On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true, Happy Anniversary Lover!
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Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through, As you make a wonderful pair. Happy Wedding
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To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand. Happy Anniversary
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On this special day, best wishes go to you, that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through. Happy anniversary to you my Love
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Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again. Happy Anniversary
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Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it, Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!
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How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair
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Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me
Your love makes my days so very bright, just knowing you're my darling wife (Husband). Happy Anniversary
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I LOVE U are words just three, which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY. so this is what i want to say, live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!
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Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal, the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
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A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads,
'Here Lies My Wife - As Cold As Ever'."
"Yeah" she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads,
'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"
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Funny SMS
::: Funny SMS
- Daca as fi pamant m-as ingopa cu tine. Daca as fi apa m-as ineca cu tine. Daca as fi aer m-as sufoca cu tine. Daca ai fi foc te-ai arde cu mine?
::: Funny SMS
- Sunt un spiridus infocat, si la noapte ma voi strecura la tine-n pat !!!
::: Funny SMS
- As vrea sa fiu cu tine, sa stau cu tine, sa merg cu tine, sa ma plimb cu tine ,dar nu se poate draga mea caci eu ma fac de rusine cu tine, ok?
::: Funny SMS
- In romania 3 milioane de oameni fac sex... doua milioane au terminat... si un milion se pregatesc sa o faca... Numa un labagiu ca tine sta si citeste mesaju asta :-)
::: Funny SMS
- Lovite-ar cu putere cel mai mare noroc din lume si cel mai mare sac de bani si crapasa-ar butoiu cu sanatate deasupra ta!
::: Funny SMS
- Participa la ziua nationala impotriva bolilor mintale. Trimite acest mesaj unui prieten retardat, asa cum am facut-o si eu.
::: Funny SMS
- Horoscop: SANATATE - astrele iti surâd, BANI - astrele iti surâd si mai tare. DRAGOSTE - astrele deja se caca pe ele de râs. (by ovi4u)
::: Funny SMS
- Suna-ti prietena, s-ar putea sa fie cu mine :)
::: Funny SMS
- Ai 25 de secunde ca sa-mi trimiti un SMS din care au mai ramas 15... daca nu-mi trimiti in urmatoarele 10 secunde, din care au mai ramas 5 imi datorezi O NOAPTE DE DRAGOSTE ...
::: Funny SMS
- Noapte Buna, sper sa visezi ceva frumos si dragutz la noapte: pe mine normal, la ce te gandeai?
::: Funny SMS
- De la un beep se ajunge la o intalnire, de la o intalnire la un sarut, de la un sarut la o noapte de amor... ce zici imi dai un beep?
::: Funny SMS
- Mos Craciun mi-a promis ca-mi va aduce anul acesta ceva frumos si nostim daca voi fi cuminte. Am fost cel mai cuminte baiat din lume si acu te voi avea in sfarsit :))
::: Funny SMS
- Esti o fiinta atat de draguta, politicoasa, frumoasa, sincera, spirituala si unica pe aceasta lume... Primeste urarile mele de bine si aceste minciuni nevinovate.
::: Funny SMS
- Asta-i fata ta sau te strambi la telefon cand citesti mesaje?
::: Funny SMS
- Catelul are o catelusa, vrabioiul are o vrabiuta, motanul are o pisicuta, broscoiul are o broscuta, porumbelul are o porumbita... tu nu vrei sa ma ai pe mine?
- Daca as fi pamant m-as ingopa cu tine. Daca as fi apa m-as ineca cu tine. Daca as fi aer m-as sufoca cu tine. Daca ai fi foc te-ai arde cu mine?
::: Funny SMS
- Sunt un spiridus infocat, si la noapte ma voi strecura la tine-n pat !!!
::: Funny SMS
- As vrea sa fiu cu tine, sa stau cu tine, sa merg cu tine, sa ma plimb cu tine ,dar nu se poate draga mea caci eu ma fac de rusine cu tine, ok?
::: Funny SMS
- In romania 3 milioane de oameni fac sex... doua milioane au terminat... si un milion se pregatesc sa o faca... Numa un labagiu ca tine sta si citeste mesaju asta :-)
::: Funny SMS
- Lovite-ar cu putere cel mai mare noroc din lume si cel mai mare sac de bani si crapasa-ar butoiu cu sanatate deasupra ta!
::: Funny SMS
- Participa la ziua nationala impotriva bolilor mintale. Trimite acest mesaj unui prieten retardat, asa cum am facut-o si eu.
::: Funny SMS
- Horoscop: SANATATE - astrele iti surâd, BANI - astrele iti surâd si mai tare. DRAGOSTE - astrele deja se caca pe ele de râs. (by ovi4u)
::: Funny SMS
- Suna-ti prietena, s-ar putea sa fie cu mine :)
::: Funny SMS
- Ai 25 de secunde ca sa-mi trimiti un SMS din care au mai ramas 15... daca nu-mi trimiti in urmatoarele 10 secunde, din care au mai ramas 5 imi datorezi O NOAPTE DE DRAGOSTE ...
::: Funny SMS
- Noapte Buna, sper sa visezi ceva frumos si dragutz la noapte: pe mine normal, la ce te gandeai?
::: Funny SMS
- De la un beep se ajunge la o intalnire, de la o intalnire la un sarut, de la un sarut la o noapte de amor... ce zici imi dai un beep?
::: Funny SMS
- Mos Craciun mi-a promis ca-mi va aduce anul acesta ceva frumos si nostim daca voi fi cuminte. Am fost cel mai cuminte baiat din lume si acu te voi avea in sfarsit :))
::: Funny SMS
- Esti o fiinta atat de draguta, politicoasa, frumoasa, sincera, spirituala si unica pe aceasta lume... Primeste urarile mele de bine si aceste minciuni nevinovate.
::: Funny SMS
- Asta-i fata ta sau te strambi la telefon cand citesti mesaje?
::: Funny SMS
- Catelul are o catelusa, vrabioiul are o vrabiuta, motanul are o pisicuta, broscoiul are o broscuta, porumbelul are o porumbita... tu nu vrei sa ma ai pe mine?
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