Funny Sms Jokes
I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...
I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.
I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!
I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils...
Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand
A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.
Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!
Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!
Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.
BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelievable sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasms again!
Sms Funny
This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!
Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket,the smell is unbearable!!!
20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one idiot is now holding his mobile in his hand
No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.
God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to develop
If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
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Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???
Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ..................]
Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!
Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket,the smell is unbearable!!!
20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one idiot is now holding his mobile in his hand
No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.
God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to develop
If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
?
Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???
Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ..................]
Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Avocado!
Avocado who?
Avocado a cold!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Axel!
Axel who?
Axeldental Tourist!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Atch!
Atch who?
I'm sorry I didn't know you had a cold!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Athena!
Athena who?
Athena flying saucer!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Argo!
Argo who?
Argo down the shops!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Avocado!
Avocado who?
Avocado a cold!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Axel!
Axel who?
Axeldental Tourist!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Atch!
Atch who?
I'm sorry I didn't know you had a cold!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Athena!
Athena who?
Athena flying saucer!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Argo!
Argo who?
Argo down the shops!
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