SMS Jokes
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.
Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...
There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?
What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the crap outta him.
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?
If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.
Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
sms joke
(21 - 40)
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?
WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?
The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.
Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don't, you've told her twice already!
What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie?
One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up.
Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!!
Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.
I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one.
How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?
Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.
Funny SMS
What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.
Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.
Why doesn't Jesus eat M and M's? Cos they fall through his hands.
Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran!
What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!
What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.
How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.
Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
A: We don't know. Never happens.
Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?
A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore?
A: An f****ing know it all.
A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.
What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...
Ringtones
sms quotes
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
My Reality Check bounced.
Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.
Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!
Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?
There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.
Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
What do you call a handcuffed man?
- Trustworthy.
Funny sms jokes
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Why don't men often show their true feelings?
- Because they don't have any. 1
What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
- E.T. phoned home.
What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing.
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight?
Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores?
"101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"
If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?
Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives.
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.
I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.
Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned.
Cool SMS Messages
Cool SMS Messages
Cool SMS Messages, Cool Text Messages, Cool SMS Text Messages, Cool Funny Messages, Cool Mobile SMS, Cool Love Text Messages
I think U r very careless!!!
U come & leave things behind!!!!
See now what u have left??
U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face....
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Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take out H-ABIT remains.Take out A ,still BIT remains ,Finally take out B,still IT remains....
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When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life!
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Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and...
Only the CUTE 1"s receive
MESSAGES From ME!
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It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.
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Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling
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It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1"s with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.
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Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!
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9 lessons in life:
Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!
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Fresh Flowers for u
I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.
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Friends are like fishes
You have to sit patiently for a long time
To catch a nice one
Just like I caught you
Better stay nice or I’ll fry you.
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A new sun, A new day
A new SMS asking you to
Forget all your Worries
Sorrows & Tears
For someone (me)
Who wants to see
You happy always
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Memories play a confusing role.
They make u laugh when u
remember the time u cried together.
But make u cry when u
remember the time u laughed together
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Look at the sky & see gods glory.
Look at the moon & see gods wonder.
Look at the mirror & see gods Blunder…
Just kidding! Hope I made you smile.
Have a nice day!
I'm getting married next month.
There would be a small party and
Only a few people will be invited.
Don't bring any gift.
Just bring someone to - Marry Me!
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Last night God gave me 2 choices
Either to have a good friend like you
Or to have excellent memory
I don’t remember what I chose…
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A candle may melt
And its fire may die,
But the love you have given me
Will always stay as a flame in my heart.
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Sweet fruits r nice to eat
Sweet words r nice to say
But sweet people r really hard to find
My goodness,
How the hell did
You manage to find me!
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We always feel bad
& think that good things
happen only to others
But we forget that we
are others for someone else too.
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4 Blessed ways of living:
1st,
Look back & Thank God.
2nd,
Look forward & Trust God
3rd,
Look around & Serve God.
4th,
Look within & Find God..!!
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My eyes r full of uncontrollable tears
Bcoz you are far away from me.
I wish you were near me today
To cut these onions instead of me.
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True friends r like diamonds
They r real & rare.
False friends r like leaves
They r scattered everywhere.
I was lucky to have found the diamond in you.
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A rupee is easy 2 earn...
but a smile is hard 2 find...
rupee loses its value...
smile increases its worth..
i lost a rupee when i sms u...
but who cares!
i won ur smile...
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Milne ki tamanna
lekar aaya hai ye sms,
Chehre pe smile ki
tamanna lekar
aaya hai ye sms,
Bhule nahi hai yar tuje,
Ye yaad dilane aaya hai
ye SMS.
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Troubles as light as air
Love as deep as ocean
Friends as solid as diamond
Success as bright as gold
These are my wishes for you.
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If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I�ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from
A rupee is easy 2 earn...
but a smile is hard 2 find...
rupee loses its value...
smile increases its worth..
i lost a rupee when i sms u...
but who cares!
i won ur smile...
y v dnt study whole year....
n spent sleepless night during exam?
coz
sahil k sakun se humne inkar nahi magar.
tufano se kashti nikalne ka maza or hai...
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titanic was sinking. romeo; juliet i love u. if i cant live with u then i am ready to die with u. juliet; romeo i love u but i love my life more and i can live without u. saying this juliet jumps out of titanic and swims to the ground.
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atif aslam; aab toh adaat si hay mujh ko. reema; kis cheez ki adaat ho gae ha tujh ko. atif;mohaabat ki adaat ho gae ha. reema;sach kaha aab to mujhey bhi adaat ho gae hay.lets go inside room and have fun then we will sing together aab to adaat si ha mujh ko.
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Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil
dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re
Arrey chakkar aa gaya.
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u seem to be much careless nowdays...
alwayz leaving your things here and
there,
c what hav u done now u just came in
my mind and left a smile on my face...
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Aey khuda
sari khushian
Sari daulat
Sari izzat
Sari rematain
Sari barkatain
Sari mohabbaten
Sari chahatain
De de us ko
jis k dil main hai.........
.........
Dard-e-Disco:->;)
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Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin glass mein hota hai,
Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin saali ko hota hai.
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Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil
dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re
Arrey chakkar aa gaya.
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Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
Woh to humhe naa mili..................
Magaar hum kutton ke Sardaar ho gaaye!!!
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A doctor can save my life
A lawyer can defend my life
A soldier can give me a peaceful life
But only a friend like u can give me
Your wife! Ha ha ha!!
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Teri nazron se nazar milane ko ji chahta hai,
kambhakth ye tera chashma beech mein aa jaata hai.
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Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai,
Tum kya jano gum kisey kehate hai,
Tum kya jano gum kya cheez hoti hai,
Tumne to hamesha fevicol use kiya hai.
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Talk 2 me wen I’m Bored, B with me wen i’m Sad, Hug me wen i Cry, Care 4 me wen i’m Sick, Don’t ever cry 4 me wen I die! Just treasure me wen I’m ALIVE.
to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon..to see beauty,look at nature..to see hope,look at future..but,to see all of this,look at the mirror....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I have a new kodak camera
ur snap please...
don"t move
steady
smile :)
ready
click
ohh ho
those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!
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sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it"s freedom. &sum say it"s money... but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!!
-----------------------------
If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms...
-----------------------------
If you see some one without a smile,give him one of yours ,because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles
-----------------------------
Difference between pleasure and torture
What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.
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Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!
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It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone an hour to like someone a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone
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May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu.
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u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
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Doctor"s prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor"s fee? An sms when u r free
-----------------------------
Relationship is like a garden
It's beautiful when watered with
Love, hug, tears & cheers.
But it dries up if left untouched…
So keep in touch always!
-----------------------------
Remember me and bear in mind
A faithful friend is hard to find
This is always good and true
So don’t go changing old for new!
-----------------------------
If u drop me I’ll break
If u hold me I’ll shake
If u need me I’ll hurry,
If u don’t call me I’ll worry
If u hurt me I’ll cry
But
If u leave me I’ll die.
Cool SMS Messages, Cool Text Messages, Cool SMS Text Messages, Cool Funny Messages, Cool Mobile SMS, Cool Love Text Messages
I think U r very careless!!!
U come & leave things behind!!!!
See now what u have left??
U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face....
-----------------------------
Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take out H-ABIT remains.Take out A ,still BIT remains ,Finally take out B,still IT remains....
-----------------------------
When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life!
-----------------------------
Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and...
Only the CUTE 1"s receive
MESSAGES From ME!
-----------------------------
It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.
-----------------------------
Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling
-----------------------------
It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1"s with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.
-----------------------------
Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!
-----------------------------
9 lessons in life:
Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!
-----------------------------
Fresh Flowers for u
I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.
-----------------------------
Friends are like fishes
You have to sit patiently for a long time
To catch a nice one
Just like I caught you
Better stay nice or I’ll fry you.
-----------------------------
A new sun, A new day
A new SMS asking you to
Forget all your Worries
Sorrows & Tears
For someone (me)
Who wants to see
You happy always
-----------------------------
Memories play a confusing role.
They make u laugh when u
remember the time u cried together.
But make u cry when u
remember the time u laughed together
-----------------------------
Look at the sky & see gods glory.
Look at the moon & see gods wonder.
Look at the mirror & see gods Blunder…
Just kidding! Hope I made you smile.
Have a nice day!
I'm getting married next month.
There would be a small party and
Only a few people will be invited.
Don't bring any gift.
Just bring someone to - Marry Me!
-----------------------------
Last night God gave me 2 choices
Either to have a good friend like you
Or to have excellent memory
I don’t remember what I chose…
-----------------------------
A candle may melt
And its fire may die,
But the love you have given me
Will always stay as a flame in my heart.
-----------------------------
Sweet fruits r nice to eat
Sweet words r nice to say
But sweet people r really hard to find
My goodness,
How the hell did
You manage to find me!
-----------------------------
We always feel bad
& think that good things
happen only to others
But we forget that we
are others for someone else too.
-----------------------------
4 Blessed ways of living:
1st,
Look back & Thank God.
2nd,
Look forward & Trust God
3rd,
Look around & Serve God.
4th,
Look within & Find God..!!
-----------------------------
My eyes r full of uncontrollable tears
Bcoz you are far away from me.
I wish you were near me today
To cut these onions instead of me.
-----------------------------
True friends r like diamonds
They r real & rare.
False friends r like leaves
They r scattered everywhere.
I was lucky to have found the diamond in you.
-----------------------------
A rupee is easy 2 earn...
but a smile is hard 2 find...
rupee loses its value...
smile increases its worth..
i lost a rupee when i sms u...
but who cares!
i won ur smile...
-----------------------------
Milne ki tamanna
lekar aaya hai ye sms,
Chehre pe smile ki
tamanna lekar
aaya hai ye sms,
Bhule nahi hai yar tuje,
Ye yaad dilane aaya hai
ye SMS.
-----------------------------
Troubles as light as air
Love as deep as ocean
Friends as solid as diamond
Success as bright as gold
These are my wishes for you.
-----------------------------
If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I�ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from
A rupee is easy 2 earn...
but a smile is hard 2 find...
rupee loses its value...
smile increases its worth..
i lost a rupee when i sms u...
but who cares!
i won ur smile...
y v dnt study whole year....
n spent sleepless night during exam?
coz
sahil k sakun se humne inkar nahi magar.
tufano se kashti nikalne ka maza or hai...
-----------------------------
titanic was sinking. romeo; juliet i love u. if i cant live with u then i am ready to die with u. juliet; romeo i love u but i love my life more and i can live without u. saying this juliet jumps out of titanic and swims to the ground.
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atif aslam; aab toh adaat si hay mujh ko. reema; kis cheez ki adaat ho gae ha tujh ko. atif;mohaabat ki adaat ho gae ha. reema;sach kaha aab to mujhey bhi adaat ho gae hay.lets go inside room and have fun then we will sing together aab to adaat si ha mujh ko.
-----------------------------
Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil
dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re
Arrey chakkar aa gaya.
-----------------------------
u seem to be much careless nowdays...
alwayz leaving your things here and
there,
c what hav u done now u just came in
my mind and left a smile on my face...
-----------------------------
Aey khuda
sari khushian
Sari daulat
Sari izzat
Sari rematain
Sari barkatain
Sari mohabbaten
Sari chahatain
De de us ko
jis k dil main hai.........
.........
Dard-e-Disco:->;)
-----------------------------
Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin glass mein hota hai,
Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin saali ko hota hai.
-----------------------------
Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil
dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re
Arrey chakkar aa gaya.
-----------------------------
Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
Woh to humhe naa mili..................
Magaar hum kutton ke Sardaar ho gaaye!!!
-----------------------------
A doctor can save my life
A lawyer can defend my life
A soldier can give me a peaceful life
But only a friend like u can give me
Your wife! Ha ha ha!!
-----------------------------
Teri nazron se nazar milane ko ji chahta hai,
kambhakth ye tera chashma beech mein aa jaata hai.
-----------------------------
Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai,
Tum kya jano gum kisey kehate hai,
Tum kya jano gum kya cheez hoti hai,
Tumne to hamesha fevicol use kiya hai.
-----------------------------
Talk 2 me wen I’m Bored, B with me wen i’m Sad, Hug me wen i Cry, Care 4 me wen i’m Sick, Don’t ever cry 4 me wen I die! Just treasure me wen I’m ALIVE.
to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon..to see beauty,look at nature..to see hope,look at future..but,to see all of this,look at the mirror....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-----------------------------
I have a new kodak camera
ur snap please...
don"t move
steady
smile :)
ready
click
ohh ho
those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!
-----------------------------
sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it"s freedom. &sum say it"s money... but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!!
-----------------------------
If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms...
-----------------------------
If you see some one without a smile,give him one of yours ,because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles
-----------------------------
Difference between pleasure and torture
What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.
-----------------------------
Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!
-----------------------------
It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone an hour to like someone a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone
-----------------------------
May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu.
-----------------------------
u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.
-----------------------------
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
-----------------------------
Doctor"s prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor"s fee? An sms when u r free
-----------------------------
Relationship is like a garden
It's beautiful when watered with
Love, hug, tears & cheers.
But it dries up if left untouched…
So keep in touch always!
-----------------------------
Remember me and bear in mind
A faithful friend is hard to find
This is always good and true
So don’t go changing old for new!
-----------------------------
If u drop me I’ll break
If u hold me I’ll shake
If u need me I’ll hurry,
If u don’t call me I’ll worry
If u hurt me I’ll cry
But
If u leave me I’ll die.
Christmas SMS
Christmas SMS, Christmas Messages Collection
Christmas SMS collection, free Christmas messages and text messages, happy Christmas day messages.
wish you and your family a happy easter and
make your all days full of success and
happieness
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Lets welcome the year which is fresh and
new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets
celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas
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A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to you! Happy Holidays.
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May your world be filled with warmth and good
chear this Holy season, and throughout the
year. Wish your christmas be filled with
peace and love. Merry X-mas.
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May the joy and peace of Christmas be with
you all through the Year. Wishing you a
season of blessings from heaven above. Happy
Christmas
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I hope you have a wonderful Christmas & a
great new year. Hopefully Santa will be extra
good to you. Merry Christmas & Happy new year
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There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.
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I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every
christmas card i write, May your days be
merry and bright, and May all your
christmases be white.Happy Christmas.
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Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day
the flying snowflakes send my most sincere
blessings to you merry christmas
May the good times and treasures of the
present become the golden memories of
tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and
happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS
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Warning: Xmas has been cancelled and its all
your fault! Someone told Santa that you had
been good all year .. He died laughing. Merry
xmas
---------------
your as big boned as father christmas claus,
your as stupid as a donkey, your as shit in
bed as a camal, but your still the right
person for me!
---------------
New is the year, new are the hopes and the
aspirations, new is the resolution, new are
the spirits and forever my warm wishes are
for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new
year.
---------------
May the glow of christmas the spirit of
christmas, and the magic of christmas fill
your heart all year long
---------------
May the joy and peace of Christmas be with
you all through the Year. Wishing you a
season of blessings from heaven above. Happy
Christmas
---------------
I hope you have a wonderful christmas I hope
you have a wonderful christmas . have a great
new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good
to you .
---------------
Ur friendship is a glowing ember through the
yr n each december frm its warm n livin spark
v kindle flame against da dark n with its
shining radiance light our tree of faith on
Christmas night.
---------------
Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
it’s watching U.
---------------
Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows
exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas.
your as big boned as father christmas claus,
your as stupid as a donkey, your as shit in
bed as a camal, but your still the right
person for me!
---------------
May your world be filled with warmth and good
chear this Holy season, and throughout the
year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace
and love. Merry X-mas.
---------------
Christmas is church bells chiming joyfully
across the wintry sky, telling of the miracle
that came from God on high . Merry Christmas
---------------
Jingle bells Jingle bells what fun it is to
wish our friends a very merry christmas.
---------------
Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill; But let
it whistle as it will, We'll keep our
Christmas merry still.
---------------
If one night a big fat man jumps in at your
window, grabs you and puts you in a sack
don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for
CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS
---------------
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and
new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets
celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas
---------------
May all the sweet magic
Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire.
---------------
Two things upon this changing earth can
neither change nor end; the splendor of
Christ's humble birth, the love of friend for
friend.
---------------
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world,
and behold, everything is softer and more
beautiful.
your as big boned as father christmas claus,
your as stupid as a donkey, your as shit in
bed as a camal, but your still the right
person for me!
---------------
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and
new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets
celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas
---------------
I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have
a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be
extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !
HAPPY CHRISTMAS
---------------
if one night you wake up and a big fat male
is trying to put you in a sack please don't
be afraid because i told santa all i want for
christmas is you.HAPPY CHRISTMAS
---------------
Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein
laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke
dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry
Christmas.
---------------
I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have
a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be
extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !
---------------
A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift
of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to you!
---------------
If one night you wake up and a big fat male
is trying to put you in a sack please don't
be afraid because i told santa all i want for
christmas is you.
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wish you and your family a happy easter and
make your all days full of success and
happieness
---------
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and
new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets
celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas
---------------
A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to you! Happy Holidays.
---------------
May your world be filled with warmth and good
chear this Holy season, and throughout the
year. Wish your christmas be filled with
peace and love. Merry X-mas.
---------------
May the joy and peace of Christmas be with
you all through the Year. Wishing you a
season of blessings from heaven above. Happy
Christmas
---------------
I hope you have a wonderful Christmas & a
great new year. Hopefully Santa will be extra
good to you. Merry Christmas & Happy new year
---------------
There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.
---------------
I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every
christmas card i write, May your days be
merry and bright, and May all your
christmases be white.Happy Christmas.
---------------
Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day
the flying snowflakes send my most sincere
blessings to you merry christmas
May the good times and treasures of the
present become the golden memories of
tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and
happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS
---------------
Warning: Xmas has been cancelled and its all
your fault! Someone told Santa that you had
been good all year .. He died laughing. Merry
xmas
---------------
your as big boned as father christmas claus,
your as stupid as a donkey, your as shit in
bed as a camal, but your still the right
person for me!
---------------
New is the year, new are the hopes and the
aspirations, new is the resolution, new are
the spirits and forever my warm wishes are
for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new
year.
---------------
May the glow of christmas the spirit of
christmas, and the magic of christmas fill
your heart all year long
---------------
May the joy and peace of Christmas be with
you all through the Year. Wishing you a
season of blessings from heaven above. Happy
Christmas
---------------
I hope you have a wonderful christmas I hope
you have a wonderful christmas . have a great
new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good
to you .
---------------
Ur friendship is a glowing ember through the
yr n each december frm its warm n livin spark
v kindle flame against da dark n with its
shining radiance light our tree of faith on
Christmas night.
---------------
Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
it’s watching U.
---------------
Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows
exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas.
your as big boned as father christmas claus,
your as stupid as a donkey, your as shit in
bed as a camal, but your still the right
person for me!
---------------
May your world be filled with warmth and good
chear this Holy season, and throughout the
year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace
and love. Merry X-mas.
---------------
Christmas is church bells chiming joyfully
across the wintry sky, telling of the miracle
that came from God on high . Merry Christmas
---------------
Jingle bells Jingle bells what fun it is to
wish our friends a very merry christmas.
---------------
Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill; But let
it whistle as it will, We'll keep our
Christmas merry still.
---------------
If one night a big fat man jumps in at your
window, grabs you and puts you in a sack
don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for
CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS
---------------
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and
new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets
celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas
---------------
May all the sweet magic
Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire.
---------------
Two things upon this changing earth can
neither change nor end; the splendor of
Christ's humble birth, the love of friend for
friend.
---------------
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world,
and behold, everything is softer and more
beautiful.
your as big boned as father christmas claus,
your as stupid as a donkey, your as shit in
bed as a camal, but your still the right
person for me!
---------------
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and
new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets
celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas
---------------
I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have
a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be
extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !
HAPPY CHRISTMAS
---------------
if one night you wake up and a big fat male
is trying to put you in a sack please don't
be afraid because i told santa all i want for
christmas is you.HAPPY CHRISTMAS
---------------
Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein
laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke
dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry
Christmas.
---------------
I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have
a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be
extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !
---------------
A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift
of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to you!
---------------
If one night you wake up and a big fat male
is trying to put you in a sack please don't
be afraid because i told santa all i want for
christmas is you.
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